What Every Mom Needs to Hunt Zombies

With just a couple week’s to go until Mother’s Day arrives, Cabela’s has the perfect gift for every mother in this week’s ad. It’s ammunition for shooting ZOMBIE’S. Now mom can be ready for the next Zombie attack, or when dad gets a little too frisky after he’s been drinking, with this new ammo. On sale April 26 to May 6. Available for handguns, rifles and as buckshot. It’s also listed on their website in case you don’t get a Cabela’s ad where you live.

Think of how happy mom will be when she sets down her beer and cigar to open her Mother’s Day gift. And by “open” I mean pull it out of the Cabela’s sack. She’ll be more excited than a Nascar fan when a car explodes. She may go right out and try it out on an opposum. Then you’ll have something special to make for her special Mother’s Day brunch.

– Jeff

Posted: April 27, 2012 
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