I hope this isn’t YOUR church…

A little humor from SermonCentral. I really hope this doesn’t describe your church…

Ways to know your church is unfriendly.

  • When the sign out front says – For members only.
  • When the parking lot has a sign that says –  unauthorized vehicles will be towed at owners expense.
  • When the church lobby has a sign that says – no loitering.
  • When you say “Praise the Lord” and the guy behind you says – we don’t do that here.
  • When the pastors message is entitled “The Theological Significance of  the eschatological dimensions of the sanctified life in the pre-millennial view of predestination.”
  • When they pass the plate – twice.
  • When, at fellowship, coffee is $1.50 and donuts are $1.00 – limit one.
  • When the church’s motto is – We’re getting smaller but purer.

If this is your church, let me invite you to Waterbrook this Sunday.

– Jeff
http://www.sermoncentral.com/illustrations/sermon-illustration-ken-kersten-humor-church-funny-quote-13384.asp

Posted: April 28, 2012 
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