I hope this isn’t YOUR church…

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  • When the sign out front says – For members only.
  • When the parking lot has a sign that says –  unauthorized vehicles will be towed at owners expense.
  • When the church lobby has a sign that says – no loitering.
  • When you say “Praise the Lord” and the guy behind you says – we don’t do that here.
  • When the pastors message is entitled “The Theological Significance of  the eschatological dimensions of the sanctified life in the pre-millennial view of predestination.”
  • When they pass the plate – twice.
  • When, at fellowship, coffee is $1.50 and donuts are $1.00 – limit one.
  • When the church’s motto is – We’re getting smaller but purer.

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