Are YOU Getting Older? Take the Quiz…

Sure, we’re all aging, but are YOU getting Old? Let me help you figure out the answer to that question.

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5. Do you remember when kid’s programs were only on Saturdays? (10 points)  (Give yourself an extra 10 points if you remember Davy and Goliath that ran on Sunday mornings.)

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14. Have you ever said, “Well, let me tell you what the doctor said about traderxp erfahrungen my prostate…”? (50 points)

15. Does the “oldies” radio station play music from your teenage years? (50 points)

BONUS:  Did you have to put on glasses to read this post?  (100 points. Plus, 100 bonus points for each pair of “reader” glasses you have scattered around your home or office.)

SCORING

0-50 Points:  Young Whippersnapper.  Shouldn’t you be in school somewhere right now? You were probably wearing a pair of skinny jeans and buying songs on iTunes while you took this quiz.

51-100 Points:  A Punk. Sure, you’re growing up, but you still need a lot of experience before you qualify for a senior discount.

100-250 Points:  Slowing Down. You’re not tired from partying, it’s a midlife crisis you’re experiencing. You need to admit you’re not a kid anymore and start looking at nursing home options.

251+ Points:  Old Timer.  You’re not getting old. There’s no getting somewhere you’ve already arrived. In fact, I PROBABLY NEED TO TYPE LOUDER SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Now, let me share some good news with you. The U.S. Census Bureau projects there will be 6.7 million people in Texas over 60 years old by the time I celebrate my 60th birthday. This means there are will be lots of older people on whom I can blame the strange odor.

Don’t despair if you’ve just realized you’re getting older. You’re not alone. I SAID YOU’RE…oh, forget it.

*Special Note: Happy Birthday to me…and to my mother-in-law, Sandy, who seems to be younger than I am.

- Jeff

 

Posted: August 2, 2012 
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